This week, your father gifts you with a day in her life. This bitch is Vlog Podcasting again. Your father is a grown up… Alex has summer plans and she’s willing to share them. But first Alex reminisces on all the toxic men who gave her PTSD by planning trips, then ditching her ass seconds before flights were boarding. Your father recognizes she used to be a child. Alex exposes herself for ruining a college boy’s life, when she abandoned him at the club for a World Series Champion, a mere 13 feet away. Alex hasn’t had sex in months- and birth control is to blame. Is it advice you’re looking for? We’ve got it! You are a F**K BUDDY nothing more. Advice given. Also, two men close to Big Al divulge the issues men are having in the dating scene. Ladies listen up. Lots to learn here. And stick around till the end for a surprise worth waiting for… Daddy Gang, you won’t want to miss this. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
What is up, daddy?
Gang?
It is your founding father, Alex Cooper with call her daddy.
Hello, everyone.
Welcome back to another episode of call her daddy.
I am your host, Alexandra Cooper, coming to you live from bed.
I have been on my third hour of binging television, and it's ten in the morning.
And I figured I'd stop binging and I would just start podcasting because, yeah, it's may, but I'm already feeling like that, like, summer Tuesday vibe where, like, you're checking out on Tuesday.
Let me tell you what I did this morning.
My eyes opened.
I grabbed my telephone.
Telephone first.
Why am I calling a telephone?
I sound like I'm 80.
I grabbed my iPhone and I started online shopping.
I didn't even look at Instagram.
I just went right to the online shopping.
And I don't know if you guys can relate to this, but, like, when you start online shopping, you keep all those tabs open, right?
And you put a bunch of shit in your cart, and then you can either marinate on it for a couple days.
You're like, am I going to buy this?