What is up, daddy?
Gang?
It is your founding father, Alex Cooper with call her daddy.
Hello, everyone.
Welcome back to another episode of call her daddy.
I am your host, Alexandra Cooper, coming to you live from bed.
I have been on my third hour of binging television, and it's ten in the morning.
And I figured I'd stop binging and I would just start podcasting because, yeah, it's may, but I'm already feeling like that, like, summer Tuesday vibe where, like, you're checking out on Tuesday.
Let me tell you what I did this morning.
My eyes opened.
I grabbed my telephone.
Telephone first.
Why am I calling a telephone?
I sound like I'm 80.
I grabbed my iPhone and I started online shopping.
I didn't even look at Instagram.
I just went right to the online shopping.
And I don't know if you guys can relate to this, but, like, when you start online shopping, you keep all those tabs open, right?
And you put a bunch of shit in your cart, and then you can either marinate on it for a couple days.
You're like, am I going to buy this?