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God, it's been so long.
I forgot how to do this with you.
Isn't it super fucking weird?
I don't like it.
I don't like it either, Michael.
I don't like taking it.
I'm so glad to be able to talk in a sustained way.
Talking.
I like it.
It's good.
Comma, actually.
Okay.
I've had, like, a month to think about this fucking tagline, and all I could come up with is still bad.
Welcome to maintenance phase, the podcast that has been married nine times but continues to hope.
Is that a thing that I know about her, or am I thinking of someone else?
Eight times.
You were so close.
Eight months.
Eight times.
Eight times to seven dudes.