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You hear it?
You're getting it.
There's that microphone.
Hello.
Boop, boop.
There we go.
Hello, radio voice.
I gotta go down two octaves now.
You have a challenging task this morning.
You haven't given me anything to work with.
I have not told you what we're recording about.
All my taglines were like, the podcast.
That's a mystery box inside an enigma.
That's, like, all I have.
Empty.
Welcome to maintenance phase, the podcast that tells you two weeks ago that you're recording a secret podcast, and today you're doing it.
Surprise.
I'm the podcast.
In this catchphrase, the podcast is me.
That's just me narrating what's happening right now.