S3 Ep 32: Pouffes, Trains & Queue-Jumping Scum

S3 Ep 32:矮凳、火车和插队渣滓

Wolf and Owl

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2024-06-26

1 小时 3 分钟
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We’re talking… an update on pouffe pronunciations, Monster drinkers and overdosing on Red Bull, the Wolf doing political comedy, getting told off on Have I Got News For You, bungie boxing, winding up Wladimir Klitschko and Tony Bellew, M&Ms in cinema popcorn, are white shorts wrong?, not going to Wimbledon, the scourge of queue jumpers, painfully slow ordering, train travel gripes, public transport bed-bugs, man-spreading and bothering Terry Venables. For questions or comments, please email us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com - we’d love to hear from you. Instagram - @wolfowlpod TikTok - @wolfowlpodcast YouTube - www.youtube.com/WolfandOwlPodcast Merch & Mailing List - https://wolfandowlpod.com A Shiny Ranga Production For sales and sponsorship enquiries: HELLO@KEEPITLIGHTMEDIA.COM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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  • Yum.

  • Yo, what you want?

  • Beak or jaws?

  • Feathers or fur?

  • Sharp teeth or feet with claws, whatever's preferred, they'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast the body parts get severed and served.

  • Bring your weak shit, wear the wolf and Owlah.

  • That ain't just a mistake, that's an awful howler.

  • Both of them are known to pull up at your shows, have the crowd witnessing the murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows.

  • Fuck their censorship, let em see the whole thing.

  • They stay dressed to kill, never sheep's clothing dark enough to turn the sun to the moon.

  • You'll see nothing, all you hear's a huff, apuff and a expect killings, red spilling and flesh ripping.

  • Impressive in it, the death bringing his head spinning.

  • Just kidding.

  • Every word in this song's about two grown men dressed up as a bird and a dog.

  • Welcome, welcome once again to the wolf, an owl.

  • Oh, wow.

  • It's, how do we describe it, wolf?

  • It's a little perusal around this little thing we call life.

  • And hopefully there's a couple of sideways glances and a little bit of fun.

  • Like to say it's a evangelistic tour around the old noggin of two spirited friends.