Apologies for the delay with this week’s episode but we’ve got a bumper show to make up for it. We’re talking… Rom’s stolen meals, simmering food, the under-appreciation of Vicks, hoodie drawstrings, our live show at Sheffield’s Crossed Wires Festival, Tom’s nasty head-cold, being bad at being ill, finishing tours, bad drunks, losing your temper with inanimate objects, rubbish lawnmowers, in-growing hairs, having absolutely no arse, mooning, an unfortunate Tom look-a-like and The Dominos Pizza Awards. Plus, email questions about open-air toilets and whether heckling is becoming more of a problem at stand-up gigs. For questions or comments, please email us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com - we’d love to hear from you. Instagram - @wolfowlpod TikTok - @wolfowlpodcast YouTube - www.youtube.com/WolfandOwlPodcast Merch & Mailing List - https://wolfandowlpod.com A Shiny Ranga Production For sales and sponsorship enquiries: HELLO@KEEPITLIGHTMEDIA.COM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Yum.
Yo, what you want?
Beak or jaws?
Feathers or fur?
Sharp teeth or feet with claws, whatever's preferred.
They'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast the body parts get severed and served.
Bring your weak shit, wear the wolf and Owlah.
That ain't just a mistake, that's an awful howler.
Both of them are known to pull up at your shows, have the crowd witnessing the murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows.
Fuck their censorship, let em see the whole thing.
They stay dressed to kill.
Never sheep's clothing.
Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon.
You'll see nothing.
All you hear is a huff, apuff and a expect killings, red spilling and flesh ripping.
Impressive in it, the death bringing his head spinning.
Just kidding.
Every word in this song's about two grown men dressed up as a bird and a dog.
Hello, welcome once again to the wolf and the owl.
Run tell your friend Tom's doing some sort of make America great again sort of gun things.