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Before I get off, I got a couple of jokes from your old joke book for you, Bob.
So.
So I went to the doctors, you know, because I had a lettuce stuck up my arse.
All he did was apply a dressing.
I've been told that crocodiles, you know, can go up to 15ft, but I never seen one with more than four legs.
My wife told me I was too childish the other day whilst we were shopping, you know, I was so shocked I almost fell out of the trolley.
Oh, well, there you go.
One Peter B and C.
There's only one Peter BC.
I'll see you, Bob.
Anyway, I got a couple of jokes from me old jokes book, you know, so I know you enjoy them.
So I went to the pet shop, you know, I bought twelve, the shopkeeper gave me 13.
I said, you give me one too many.
He said, that last one is a freebie.
I accidentally swallowed some string last night.
I shit you not.
Did you know that you don't have to have any training to be a bin man.