What Would Be The Best Mythical Creature? (The Bracket, Vol. 149)

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  It's gotta be dragons.

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  I need to fuck one.

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  I need them to be real.

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  What the fuck?

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  Wait, wait, back up, hold on, back up.

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  Why do you need to fuck one?

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  I need to fuck a dragon.

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  That's the most basic thing.

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  Everybody wants to fuck a dragon.

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  Not willing to admit it.

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  You're only lying to yourself.

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  What are you talking about?

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  Welcome to the bracket.

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