"Hugh Grant"

“休·格兰特”

SmartLess

喜剧

2024-11-18

58 分钟
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This week, Hugh Grant joins us pre-coffee and commando. Diplomacy, an evil Champagne Baron, the Shanks, Greed & Laziness, and the very slippery slope of douchebaggery. “The whole thing started by mistake,” it’s an all-new SmartLess.

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  • Hey, guys.

  • I'm off to the supermarket to do some grocery shopping, and I thought you guys would like to know what's on my list.

  • Here we go.

  • Ready?

  • Yogurt, granola, tomato sauce, ketchup, dried fruit, baked beans, nut butter, chocolate milk, cereal bars, bread, condiments, salad dressings, protein bars, candy, tea, crackers, energy drinks, canned fruit, juice, coffee, soda, ice cream, barbecue sauce, and cakes.

  • Welcome to Smart List.

  • Smart Less.

  • Smart, Smart Less.

  • I had a great day yesterday.

  • Yesterday?

  • Remember the.

  • We were talking about the my heart bullshit, you know?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Did you get a new one yesterday?

  • No, I didn't get a new one, but I went and ate lunch by myself.

  • I had really bad sushi.

  • Then I went and got.

  • I bought two books, and I had an ice cream cone on the way home.

  • I'm like, this is.

  • So.