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Man, I'll tell you what.
All I ever want to drink when we're recording is, like, fizzy things.
And it's the worst idea I know.
Because you have fizz in the background and you have the burps.
Yeah.
You get just lovely little gurgles.
To join us on the podcast the Gurgle Cut.
Releasing the Gurgle Cut.
I think.
I mean, I think maybe I'll go literal.
Welcome to Maintenance phase, the podcast that will make you cry slightly less in this episode than the previous episode.
This is what I was promised.
This is why I'm here.
You're really selling it.
I'm fucking.
I'm leaving if you make me cry.
But I think.
Listen, I think the main arc of this episode is Richard Simmons rise to stardom and then decision to disengage from stardom.
I'm Michael Hobbs.
I'm Aubrey Gordon.