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Now, Paddy, now you've finished adjusting your quiff, we can talk about the serious business of the week.
People might remember last weekend we, shall I say, joshed about whether or not there was a Minister for spoons.
We did, however, discover that there is a Minister for Spoons.
Yes.
Sarah Jones, and she was a good enough sport to talk to.
Newscast about this as if you were paying attention.
Newscasters, you'll have learned earlier in the week, however, what is the most unusual thing there's a minister for, we wonder.
Yes, well, because I use it as a sort of soubriquet for, you know, mid bulletin issues.
Yes.
Minister for Spoons says there aren't enough spoons.
Yes.
You know, then we do an interview on the radio about it in which we normally say, I'm sorry, we haven't got enough time, we can't go on, we have to stop you there, Minister going, but I just want to make it clear that there aren't enough spoons.
And you go, no, sorry, you have to leave it there.
So my equivalent soubriquet would normally be the Minister for paperclips.
And every week I think, oh, no, are we only going to get the Minister for paperclips instead of the Foreign Secretary or the Defence Secretary or the Prime Minister?
But I don't know if there is a Minister for paperclips.
But also it gets back.
We were sort of talking about this a bit with Louise Haig.
It's not a bad thing to be a minister with a point of view or an interest in anything.