On Chelsea’s 40th, Monsters, In Vogue: The 90s

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• 00:04

  I spent $40,000 on shoes.

• 00:07

  What's the matter, Morty?

• 00:08

  Floral.

• 00:10

  Dress.

• 00:11

  Floral.

• 00:14

  Great gowns.

• 00:16

  Beautiful gowns.

• 00:17

  Fashion has changed.

• 00:20

  No, it hasn't.

• 00:23

  Hi, I'm Lauren Caroni.

• 00:25

  And I'm Chelsea Farless.

• 00:26

  And welcome back to another Every Outfit podcast episode.

• 00:30

  Guys, I'm back.

• 00:32

  You're alive.

• 00:33

  Strep throat tried to take me down, but I have more sarcastic commentary to dispense on pop culture, so I will not be brought down.

• 00:41

  Thank God for that.

• 00:43

  However, I'm sure some of the especially parasocial fuckettes have noticed, like, Lauren, you've been sick a bunch and have missed several podcast recordings over the past year.

• 00:54

  Yeah, it's giving Beth from Little Women.

• 00:56

  I don't know whether to chalk this up to coincidence or seeing that for years and years, I was never sick.

• 01:04

  I've gotten sick six times in the past almost two years, and they have all affected my voice.

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