I spent $40,000 on shoes.
What's the matter, Morty?
Great gowns.
Beautiful gowns.
Fashion has changed.
No, it hasn't.
Hello, I'm Lauren Garrone.
And I'm Chelsea Farless.
And we are back to discuss Night of a Thousand Carrie Bradshaw's the event of the season, aka the 2024 Met Gala.
Tell how are you doing?
Because frankly, I'm exhausted and I feel embarrassed to say that I'm exhausted.
Yeah, well, we did stay up pretty late last night, but on top of that, yes, I feel physically ill from looking at so many photos like this.
This used to happen to me when I worked as a photo researcher.
And anyone who has spent too much time on Instagram in a single day knows that feeling.
It's like a combination of, like, how you feel when you're sleep deprived and like low grade anxiety.
I feel like for people that operate in our Venn diagram, which is people that care a lot about fashion and also live in Los Angeles in this particular week, are exhausted.
Because right now is something called the Netflix is a Joke Festival.
Yeah, we're being terrorized by the Netflix is a Joke Joke Festival.
La Fuckettes.
If you wonder why we don't do a live show for our Met Gala episode, it's because we cannot find a venue in Los Angeles because Netflix has rented every venue.