The Strike Force Five Says Goodbye (with a Special Guest)

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  Do you see footsteps and then, like, just a trail down the middle.

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  Alan King's balls.

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  That's when I carried the balls.

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  Shall we?

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  Shall we, gentlemen, shall we start this one?

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  Oh, we're recording.

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  I know that.

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  I think we're warmed up.

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  Seth?

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  Yeah, I'm ready.

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  Do you want.

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  Do you want to lead it off?

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  Yeah, sure.

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  Great.

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  Hey, everybody.

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  Welcome to the final, the 12th and final episode of Strike Force 5.

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  Let's meet our hosts, our cast.

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  He's a graduate of Northwestern university and in 2011 gave a commencement speech that many said was the best they'd ever heard until 2016, when another graduate, who will remain unnamed, stole his thunder.

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  Please welcome Stephen Colbert.

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  Thank you, Seth.

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