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Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Expert.
I'm Dan Shepard.
I'm joined by Lily Padman.
We have an old friend here today.
I just want to point out that you went all brown today and I went all gray.
I'm into neutrals this fall.
Oh, it's a fall.
It's a much larger project.
It is.
Okay.
I don't have an explanation.
Well, I do.
I've been wearing these pants for about four and a half days straight and I changed my top, my panties, my sockies, and my undershirt and my top shirt.
Now, how long can you ethically go.
Without changing my slacks?
I was going to say washing, but I think the answer.
I think I might know the answer.
Until they're visibly dirty, you get a stain.