2023-09-04
21 分钟Karima Walker's clarinet score inspires some thoughts on local music stores, Lucille Ball, and woodland animals. Subscribe on Patreon to get episodes early and to access 8 Hour Max-Drift Versions. Plus, we depend on listener support since there are no ads https://www.patreon.com/DriftingOffwithJoePera Original Music by Karima Walker. Editing and Sound Design by Ryan Dann. Featuring Ben Boyar from Northtown Music. https://www.northtownmusic.com/ Produced by Grant Farsi for Chestnut Walnut Live dates & merch: https://joepera.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hello.
Thanks for visiting the music shop.
How can I help you today?
Oh, okay.
You told the attractive person you've been chatting with that you are as good a musician as Prince.
And now you need to learn how to play electric guitar, acoustic guitar, bass, bass, synth, electric piano, acoustic piano, mini moog, polymoog, clavinet drum, organ, bongos and flute.
That'd be a pretty crazy interaction, huh?
Good thing I don't work at a music shop, because the only appropriate response to that person would be, get out.
There is only one Prince.
No one will be able to play like him again.
Perhaps a bit harsh, but that person had a lot of nerve to talk like that.
And if I had left it hanging, you'd probably be too upset to fall asleep yourself.
Some people believe our existence is part of a simulation, but I think that the strongest argument against that is that who or whatever created the simulation would not be able to build the universe, make a guy like Prince, and then wait 13.77 billion years to reveal him.
That's just too many years to be sitting around thinking, I can't wait for them to see this guy.
I made Prince that tests even the most divine patience.
Hello, my name is Joe Para.
I'm back in my basement, and while there aren't any instruments for sale down here, the pieces of score that composer Karima Walker sent for the episode immediately evoked a local music store for me, not a guitar center.
No offense to them.
When I had little money, I would buy cords there, use them to do a project, and then bring them back within the return window.
Use the refund to buy a deli sandwich for dinner.