It is a known fact that us women are detectives. Give us your first name and we'll figure out who all of your ex-girlfriends are. Do men do the same? One drunken night at The Virgil, I met Zotowski while I was inhaling a messy hot dog after the bar was closed. He asked for my number, and to keep things extremely modern - I gave him my Instagram. Of course I lurked the shit out of him, but how far did he go when he lurked me? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices