2023-11-25
29 分钟This is Rhea, welcome to Little Stories for Tiny People.
I'm feeling very relaxed today.
Recording this story is going to be a breeze, because, well,
you know what, let me just redo the email I received last Tuesday.
Dear Rhea, thank you for notifying us about your upcoming story recording session.
We regret to say we will miss the story.
We will be attending a studio-dweller conference on that date.
Thousands of podcast studio spiders and beetles from around the world will converge in the great clearing in the woods to discuss trends in the studio-dweller industry.
Sincerely, the studio spiders and studio beetles.
Oh, wait a second, I didn't realize I could scroll down.
There's more.
P.S.
We hope you enjoy our house guests in our absence.
House guests?
What house guests?
Oh, no.
There are crickets up there.
You know what?
I'm going to approach them with kindness.
I'm sure they're reasonable.