To be human is to be gross and weird.
To be human is to be disgusting and bizarre.
To be human is to poop and pee and pick your boogers and talk to yourself in the mirror and it your armpit and then sniff your finger.
To be human is to be ultimately gross and weird.
And that's normal.
We're all gross and weird.
However, most other people don't see us being gross and weird.
On occasion, our family member, best friend, or significant other might catch us being gross and weird, and depending on our closeness to that person, it might not be so bad.
But for the most part, other people don't see us being gross or weird.
Some of our grossest and weirdest moments usually happen alone.
And there's something kind of stressful about that.
I know.
I personally find myself feeling like, oh my God, I'm a freak and no one knows.
I feel like an imposter.
I'm putting off this facade to the world that I'm cool, I'm cute, I'm clean.
Actually, nobody thinks I'm clean and nobody has since I was a teenager when I one time said on the Internet that I don't like to shower.
That has stuck with me.
And people have thought of me as unhygienic for the remainder of my career.
So maybe my feelings are irrational because people actually do think that I'm gross and weird, so that's kind of nice.
But people don't know how gross and weird I am.