Ep. 201 - The Jaguar

EP。 201 - 捷豹

Valley Heat

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36 分钟
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Doug discusses an entirely new issue in the neighborhood, which may be related to the first issue. He also has an important update on Pete and Candice. Chuck believes the podcast belongs to him now.

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  • Welcome to Valley Heat.

  • I'm Doug Duguay.

  • This is a podcast about the neighborhood, my neighborhood, the Burbank Rancho Equestrian District right here in Los Angeles county, brought to you by my father in law, Chuck Baker, who gave me a lot of money.

  • He gave me some money to retain a lawyer, and I can't tell you how much he's holding this over my head.

  • In his mind, he now owns my podcast.

  • I'm getting sued because if you remember, seven years ago when the last episode came out, Terry Mellon drove his recumbent bike into my car because in Terry's mind, I was trying to kidnap my pool cleaner's wife in front of my own house.

  • Terry's one of those guys who.

  • He's like, he was born without the ability to be wrong.

  • He's got that switch on him that some people have.

  • Like, you know, if you ever argue with someone at Verizon or something, and you know the person you're arguing with is.

  • They know they're wrong, but it doesn't matter.

  • The switch has been flipped.

  • You go, did you just say you're going to murder me?

  • And they go, sir, I did just say that, and that's our policy.

  • So he's suing me.

  • He's alleging.

  • What is it, leg damage?

  • I mean, the guy is a lawyer.

  • Does he know that?

  • He's going to have to have some medical evidence with actual medical terms.