Ep. 204 - Stick to the Plan

EP。 204 - 坚持计划

Valley Heat

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  • Welcome to Valley Heat.

  • I'm Doug Duguay.

  • This is a podcast about the neighborhood, my neighborhood, the Burbank Rancho Equestrian District, right here in Los Angeles County.

  • Brought to you by valjanthony's Too Sharp Cheddar.

  • And I don't know if you've ever had cheddar and you think this might be too sharp.

  • Well, I'll tell you what it isn't.

  • It's not as sharp as this cheddar.

  • The way Val puts it, if there were a meter for cheese sharpness, the needle would be pinned on.

  • You're dead.

  • This cheese of Val's is.

  • I've tried only a little bit of it.

  • I don't know if you've ever had someone spray mace in a hallway on accident or woken up in a weird position with your face completely asleep.

  • And I use those as an example because it's.

  • If you try this stuff, your body is not going to have a reaction worked out at first, and you're going to be confused, probably because it's just never encountered anything like this.

  • Probably not dissimilar from the way a person feels warm when they're about to freeze to death.

  • Your body just kind of goes, well, here's one option, and really the idea here is that cheese is so personal and individual.

  • A lot of people, Val included, they like the cheese that is very fragrant.

  • Some people think it smells terrible.

  • And then other people, they'll say, that actually smells fantastic.

  • Well, one thing that everyone could agree on is that this cheese is way too sharp.