Ep. 205 - The Build Out

EP。 205 - 扩建

Valley Heat

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第 5 集

1 小时 17 分钟
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Doug leaves the house to finish the episode because the house is being renovated. Terry Melon is still suing. The Jaguar is possibly discovered.

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  • Welcome to Valley Heat.

  • I'm Doug Duguay.

  • This is a podcast about the neighborhood, my neighborhood, the Burbank Rancho Equestrian District right here in Los Angeles County.

  • Anyone who is in or has been in a long term relationship knows that there's a lot of love and an equal amount of pure rage.

  • And anyone who's tried couples therapy knows that the therapist has no idea what they're, what they're talking about.

  • I didn't write this.

  • This is Jan, Jan and Paul.

  • They love each other so much, but they, when they fight, they really fight.

  • The way Jan Robinson puts it, if you've never punched a hole in the wall during a relationship, I'm assuming you don't have walls.

  • And that's why Jan and Paul have started Breaker Breaker night on Saturday nights at Champaign Cowboy.

  • CB radio, of course, is the most popular form of communication between neighbors in the Rancho Equestrian District.

  • So on Breaker Breaker night, you bring your CB radio, you radio your spouse who you've been fighting with, and you say, breaker, breaker.

  • How about a peacemaker?

  • If they say that's an affirmative, then you reply, 10, 4.

  • You'll find me sitting in the window.

  • And when your spouse or partner shows up, there is a great variety of breakaway furniture to throw at each other, break over each other's head, as well as candy glass to throw each other through.

  • You can even use real furniture if you want, provided that both of you can squat and bench press the same amount of weight.

  • There are three rounds.

  • The crowd votes on the winner and the loser is put backwards on a horse and sent flying down the road.

  • And make no mistake, this is a fight to determine who is right.