A special mini-episode treat - the wit and wisdom of Nigel Farage (is this right? Ed), as channelled by the Eye’s Craig Brown and Lewis Macleod. Find out what Nigel REALLY thinks about good old-fashioned British maths.
Page 94 the Private Eye podcast.
Hello and welcome to another episode of page 94.
My name is Andrew Hunter Murray, but this is not an episode with any of the usual crew.
No Ian, no Helen, no Adam.
This is a special last minute pre election mini episode featuring something very exciting.
We have obtained a recording of one of the key players in the election.
Nigel Farage himself has had some of his words taken down by Craig Brown of the eye and brought to life.
Bye.
Lewis McLeod, who many of you regular listeners will remember as one of the principal voices in the eyes live at the National Theatre shows every Christmas.
This is a little summer treat for you.
And on the last day before the election, here is Nigel Farage as filtered by Craig and Lewis, exclusively for listeners of page 94.
Hope you enjoy it.
Two plus two.
You know what?
For years and years we've been told that two and two make four.
And guess what?
They don't have.
Never will.
And here's the thing.
Two plus two makes much, much more than four.