TikTok is in a state of flux.
About a week ago, it disappeared for about 14 hours, even though it didn't have to.
Goodbye forever.
Then it came back and sent everyone in the United States essentially a Trump ad.
And then Trump enters office and signs an executive order saying he's gonna kick the TikTok deadline down the road.
But no one knows if that's constitutional.
Oh yay.
Oh yay.
In the meantime, a bunch of Americans downloaded a way more Chinese app called RedNote and and some of them started pledging allegiance to Xi Jinping and the Chinese Communist Party.
No joke, we're waiting in line wanting to hand our data to China.
Long live China.
Long live Xi Jinping.
Big up to Mao Zedong.
China is the best country in the entire world.
I love China so much.
First off, Mandarin is amazing.
Second off, the Chinese Communist Party.
Yes, Communist is the best government in the entire world.
Most transparent government in the entire world.
We're going to ask why on Today.