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Today.
Where did all the bald men go?
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Bald men used to be everywhere.
Prime ministers were bald.
We shall fight on the beaches.
We should fight on the landing grounds.
Footballers were bald.
Film stars remain sex symbols even as their hairlines retreat.
It promise I'll never even think about going up in a tall building again.
But not anymore.
Baldness has become a choice for young men,
at least for those with the means and enough hair to move from the back to the front of their scalp.
But for those who don't succumb to the surgeon's knife, being bald can feel increasingly lonely.