Monologue: The Super Bowl Showed That Generative AI Is Washed

独白:超级碗展现了生成式人工智能已经过时了。

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2025-02-14

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In this week's monologue, Ed Zitron walks you through how the AI industry’s limp Super Bowl commercials show how little this industry has to offer - and how much contempt they have for consumers.OpenAI: The Intelligence Age: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIhb5pEo_j0 Google: Dream Job: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7e6g11BJc0Salesforce: Gate Expectations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZqmBcqDkyw --- LINKS: https://www.tinyurl.com/betterofflinelinks Newsletter: https://www.wheresyoured.at/ Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/BetterOffline/  Discord: chat.wheresyoured.at Ed's Socials: https://twitter.com/edzitron https://www.instagram.com/edzitron https://bsky.app/profile/edzitron.com https://www.threads.net/@edzitron See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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  • Call Zone Media hello and welcome to this week's Better Offline Monologue.

  • I'm your host, Ed Zitron.

  • Better Offline Last Sunday was the super bowl, the final game of the NFL season.

  • And for those of you who don't like sport or live in another country or something,

  • it's an event that many people just watch for the many, many ads that they cut into during the game.

  • A Super bowl ad can cost as much as $8 million

  • for a 30 second commercial depending on where it airs during the game.

  • The most coveted slots being just before the halftime show.

  • And the ads themselves tend to be these spectacular, highly produced, fair.

  • They're very weird, but they put a ton of money into them.

  • This year I was specifically excited to see what bullshit slop the various AI companies would try

  • and force down my nasty little throat.

  • Last year, anthropic aired a 5 second long commercial that said,