are my standards too high? advice session

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  These are some of the first words that I've spoken today.

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  Like, I haven't really talked yet today, and you can hear it.

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  Okay.

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  My vocal cords sound shriveled up, and they are.

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  But luckily for me, there's something kind of sexy about it.

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  Like, I kind of have morning voice right now.

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  Like, it's a little raspy.

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  Good morning, baby.

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  Good morning.

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  You know what I mean?

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  Like, you just got the tingles from that.

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  Anyway, soon my cords will be warmed up, but for now, you get sexy, tingly morning voice from me.

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  So you're welcome.

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  Anyway, welcome back to Advice Session,

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  a series here on anything goes where you send in your current dilemmas or anything

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  that you want advice on,

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  and I give you my unprofessional advice.

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  And today's topic is standards.

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  Our standards are complicated, right?

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  Because they're constantly fluctuating.

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