I know I give off sex past vibes that I know That's awful.
I'm glad that's not how the law works.
You know, can you imagine at the court your honor?
Uh, uh, he gives off sex past vibes and that's why I'm here.
Yeah vibes is not evidence Vibes is not evidence I'm so glad Hi,
and welcome to rest of each you a comedy podcast where two friends try to be funny Yes, is that right?
Yes,
funny starring me nigel um starring me eval and moch no asian lizzo I'm not asian lizzo Do you have a sad effect for that?
No, but no, no, no, I'll come with a sound effect What should the asian lizzo sound effect be?
You know you should come up with like like like pro fat jokes to open the show every every episode,
you know My ass so big when I measure it the tape measure says to be continued You're just disguising fat jokes as fat positive jokes.
Yeah, I think the world needs some of this I'm trying to counteract this this this injustice in the world You know,
but welcome to the to the podcast Welcome welcome the funniest asian fat positive podcast.
Oh my god.
Just stop it.
Just stop it now.
Why?
I'm doing something nice for you Are you though?
Yeah, are you are you getting away with your jokes again?
Am I getting where am I?