Don't Touch Ling Ling!

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  Touch me again sir, and I'll complain to your man.

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  I'll get you deported.

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  I'll get you deported back to your own country.

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  I know you're not from here.

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  I'm not racist if I say it because I know you're not from here.

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  You told me you're not from here.

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  You told me.

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  You told me you're from where the picture is from.

• 00:30

  Welcome to Rise to Meet You, where two comedian friends try to be funny.

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  I'm your host, Nigel Ng.

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  And I'm your host, Devlin Mock.

• 00:39

  Yes.

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  Welcome back, episode 112.

• 00:43

  Wait, is it 112?

• 00:44

  Yeah.

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  We haven't even...

• 00:46

  Oh, we released 101 this week.

• 00:48

  Yeah.

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  It's just like, it's now at the thing where it's awkward, I feel.

• 00:55

  What do you mean?

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