It's not even a fish.
It's not even a fish.
It's not even a fish.
It has eight legs, but you have one vagina.
Use it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hi and welcome to Rise to Meet You, your comedy podcast about Asian culture.
I am Evelyn Mock and I'm your host.
And I'm your co-host, Nigel Lung.
Yes.
Are you too proud of me, Nigel?
I didn't mess it up.
Yeah, finally.
Oh, god.
106 episodes in. Yay.
Welcome, listeners, to the Hate Crime Club podcast, a.k.a. Rice Feed You.
Not again.
Please, Nigel.
Have you been hate-crimmed on recently?
I have not been hate-crimmed on recently.
I've been fine.