Explorers log, Joy Dolo, captain of the forever ago here with my trusty companion Senna.
We're entering the ancient ruins of a long forgotten civilization.
We're making this recording to share what we find on this dark and dangerous journey in case we don't return.
That's right.
We've traveled long and far by plane, ship, roller blade, pogo stick, hopscotch, bicycle, tricycle, unicycle.
Did I mention roller blade?
And two stops on the metro, all in search of this legendary location.
Now that we've found it, we shall explore torches and blaze.
Actually these are glow sticks.
Stepping lightly so as not to disturb the shaky ground.
That's why I'm in my bunny slippers.
Hop, hop, hop.
Pen in hand, taking notes of the ancient artifacts we find.
Oh, this isn't a pen.
It's a twizzler.
Was I supposed to bring a pen?
Sorry.
Who knows what wonders we'll discover.
Uh, excuse me.
Lady with the bunny slippers and glow stick?