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You can play the ukulele too it is painfully simple play your ukulele badly play your ukulele loudly ukulele banish evil ukulele save the people ukulele gleaming golden from the top of every steeple Lizzie Borden took an accent and gave her mother 30 wax then gave her father 31 it left a tragic puzzle if only they had given her an instrument those puritans had lost the plot completely see what happens when you muzzle a person's creativity and do not let them sing and scream?
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And nowadays it's worse cause kids have automatic handguns it takes about an hour to teach someone to play the ukulele about the same to teach someone to build a standard pipe bomb you do the math so play your favorite cover song especially if the words are wrong cause even if your grades are bad it doesn't you're sailing do your homework with a fork and eat your fruit loops in the dark and bring your flask of jack to work and play your ukulele ukulele, thing of wonder ukulele, wand of thunder.
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