This is hidden brain.
I'm Shankar Vedanta.
In the annals of tv comedy, there have been many figures with a dour, cynical outlook.
But there's one that stands out for her relentlessly pessimistic mindset.
Hi, I'm Debbie, Rachel Dratch's unforgettable character from Saturday Night Live.
You're enjoying your day.
Everything's going your way.
Then along comes Debbie Downer.
You guys, I love weddings.
This is one of the best ever.
Wish em luck.
The only thing higher than gas prices in this country are divorce rates.
Debbie Downer shows up at parties, weddings and holiday gatherings, always ready to remind people that life is terrible.
All right, who wants cake?
I want some.
I want some.
Give me a rose.
Done for me.
With all the refined sugars we're eating, America's experiencing a virtual epidemic of juvenile diabetes.
We all know Debbie Downers in real life.